vodka cruiser: cannoisseurs
When Vodka Cruiser launched a line of canned cocktails to help people bring a taste of fancy wherever they go, we needed to prove that fancy things can actually be enjoyed anywhere.
Introducing Cannoisseurs.
Three fancy cocktails. Three fancy courses.
Canned for your fancy convenience.
Entrée:
Passionfruit Daiquiri
Kingfish Ceviche con Mojo Verde, Slivered Almond, el Jugo de Orange y Puréed Yuca
Ready your taste buds for a Cuban samba as Kingfish Ceviche swim gracefully in a zesty pool of Mojo Verde, with Slivered Almonds providing a nutty twist not even your ex-girlfriend could out-do. Tangy Jugo de Orange backhands you across the face, while creamy Puréed Yuca gently kisses it better. An emotionally toxic, but tasty duo. Paired with our Passionfruit Daiquiri Cocktail, this canned masterpiece transports you to a whimsical paradise where flavours reign supreme and laughter flows like the canned stuff from a sitcom.
Cheers to a taste adventure fit for royalty, queen.
MAIN:
Lime Margarita
Smoke-infused Prime Beef, Black Bean Reduction and ensemble of Tapioca, tangy Salsa, Avocado, Wild Rice & Tortillas
If your mouth had a smoke alarm that thing would be ringing off the walls if it knew of the smoky sensation that’s about to be sent its way. Smoke-Infused Prime Beef and a Black Bean Reduction, to be precise. And if your metaphorical mouth smoke alarm could call for the metaphorical mouth fire brigade, we’d be telling it to hold its horses - because the cool and creamy combo of Tapioca, tangy tomato Salsa and Avocado remembered to pack the extinguisher, thank God. We were starting to get worried. Or were we? Because if we were, why did we bring the Wild Rice, Tortillas and our Margarita Cocktail to turn this near disaster into a Mexican mouthful sent straight from the sandy beaches of Cancún? Bottoms up until the bitter end, amigos.
DESSERT:
Raspberry Cosmopolitan
Preserved Raspberry S’more, Rosewater Marshmallow & Dutch Chocolate Mousse
Cosmopolitan meets camping in this toasty ode to the campfire… without the danger of anyone whipping out a guitar to play a song that ‘goes a little like this’ (it’s Wonderwall). Instead, let yourself be tucked into bed and lulled into a false sense of security by the roasty, toasty flavours of torched Rosewater Marshmallow. But don’t let yourself get too comfortable because then it’s time to try on a layer of Dutch Chocolate Mousse on for size. Oh it fits? I bet it does. Well… not for long, sweetie. Pair this forbidden fruity mouthful with a sip of our Raspberry Cosmopolitan Cocktail, and it’s all aboard the flavour train.
Toot toot!










